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Wills & Harry trek on dangerous bike route for charity!
 Two Princely studs are on their way to the Great Horn (or thereabouts) to rustle up a fortnight of ballsy
pleasure!
In the name of charity - Prince Harry (the scrapper with freckles and red hair) and Prince William (the
classy one) - will be hitting the trails of South Africa.
Obviously, there be a spill or two on the hazardous terrain.
But, the boisterous lads are prepared for that.
There's a wager among 'em as to who has the most seaworthy
legs.
Funds raised during the thousand-mile hairspin jaunt through the jungle wilds will be divied up so that UNICEF,
the Mandela Children's Fund, and Sentebale (fun-loving Harry's pet project) receive an equal lion's share of the proceeds.
For those of who are biting your nails - and concerned about the safety of the Princely charges - rest assured.
 Both of the thrill-seekers are experienced bikers.
According to informed sources, each rides a high
performance motorcycle in Britain.
No word on whether there will be any bodyguards in tow!
 I expect a handful of the Queen's protective forces will be lurking behind every bush along the trecherous path
and hot on their trail pursuant to the Queen's Royal directive.
Along with a gaggle of paparazzi and nubile young
virgins seeking their fortunes, too, I expect.
Long live the Princes!
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